"ssssss, ssssss." The sound of running water woke the lizard up.
"Wae you disturb me from my sleep", the lizard thought when he slowly opened his eyes.
"OH NOES!" The lizard panicked when he saw a hand reaching for the unwashed bowl that he was covered with.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHAT THE SHIT!" The girl shrieked.
Soap splattered errrrrrwhere. The lizard was exposed.
"Eww, wae is it black, I think it's dead." Girl 1 said to Girl 2. Oh Girl 2 is Girl 1's sister.
"Bitch please, I'm not dead." The lizard thought, so he wriggled a little.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" shrieks errrrwhere.
Girl 1 figured that the lizard would wriggle away eventually, since it's still alive. But her sister thought otherwise, since the lizard was too fat to climb up the sink. He would attempt to climb up, but plomppppppp, down he goes again. Alive or dead, there was no way the lizard could remain. The lizard was still in the sink, but the girls had to get the bowls washed. Their parents just went on a one week holiday, so the lizard couldn't stay there for one whole week.
Ottoke though? No one was willing to grab the lizard with their bare hands, duhhhhz. Girl 2 tried to help the lizard climb up the sink by offering a old chopping board as a lift. Girl 1...stood there and laughed. The lizard was now wet and scared, so he moved away instead. Screams errwhere.
"Wae is he so stupid?! I'm TRYING TO HELP!" Girl 2 shouted in despair.
Girl 1 laughed hehehehehe. Plus Girl 2 was wearing a NUSSU shirt which was funny because it was yellow and red and hence funny.
Girl 2 continued with her attempts, she took out a pair of wooden chopsticks and wanted to kiap that lizard out but eww who does that, right? So she wanted to fling it out instead, but again, who does that? So that pair of wooden chopsticks were opened for nothing. 20.3422386 minutes passed and the girls were still in the kitchen, trying to get the lizard out. It was the girls v.s. that lizard.
Girl 1 was waiting to eat her cereal and watch Castle because Detective Kate Beckett, so she wanted Girl 2 to leave the lizard there. But Girl 2 was convinced that the lizard would die in the sink because the lizard would climb a little, PLOMP it goes back again and the cycle repeats. Girl 2 was extremely disgusted by dead things, but Girl 1 was a little less afraid and yknow, waiting to eat cereal and watch Castle, so she told her sister that she would take care of it with gloves if it ended up dead.
What has that lizard got to lose though? The sink was spacious, he could probably invite all his lizard friends and have a lizard party in that sink! 1904028920813 lizards in a sink, that's pretty cool. But by then he was pretty tired from getting splashed, I mean who likes getting splashed in the face. And the lizard's colour changed. It became white, slimy, gooey, just super gross and puke-inducing in general. So it was probably pretty sick already. Maybe dying, even.
Time passed and Girl 1 finally persuaded Girl 2 to leave that lizard alone for the time being. So hi, cereal and Castle.
When the girls came back, the lizard was gone.
Where did the lizard go? Dun, dun, dun...
Oh it just probably climbed away.
Anticlimactic I know.
The end.
