my job is so boring idk how anyone could get past a month. well i'm getting there tho, just a day and a week more. gogogo van. got my first pay slip a week ago i think and ohhhhh the satisfaction. but okay i gave more than half away to my sister 'cause i had to pay for my gaga tickets, yes tickets with an s hohoho. back to what i was saying, i don't think i'd ever get a job just for the pay because omg you don't live your life like this. if you're not enjoying your job in the morning you'd just be counting down to lunch, then after lunch you'd be counting down to the end of the day, and the whole time you'd be counting down to the end of the week, the end of the month, the end of the year and when does it really end? at least for now i'm only counting down to next friday. but it already feels like a whole decade. so how do people do it? i ask people why they do what they do for a living, and whether it's what they wanted to do itfp, and most of the answers are no. so i ask them why. most of them are providers for their families, so the income had to come from somewhere. these are noble, noble people. there's no way i'm going to give up my dream just for my kids. shrugs, people live their lives the way they want to, and it all boils down to what you feel is important in your life i guess. i can't understand, but this doesn't negate its value. still don't think i'd ever understand. it's your life. i might lol@your life but it's still yours.
speaking of which i don't think i'm one to judge quickly, i personally think i'm open to a lot of things, but apparently i can't stand certain things in my life. disliking something, is this a choice or is this involuntary. i guess it's largely involuntary, i don't think you can choose to dislike something, like i dislike celery, i just do, it's not because i actively choose to dislike it. is this the same issue? can it be compared at all? idk. but anw if you dislike something unconsciously, it still speaks volume about who you are isn't it? yepppppp. does disliking stupidity make me a horrible human being? but then again my definition of stupid isn't like you do badly in school so you're stupid. it's just some people's way of thinking, no one in particular, just in general, they irk me. some times i'll see a comment, or i'll look at people on the streets then i'll ask whyyyyyyyy. oh, look at my judgmental eyes. but come on everyone's judgmental. i've believed in this since forever, even when they preached the DON'T JUDGE bullshit.
anw, i'm kinda excited for school...it's like a brand new beginning, and i love beginnings, starting over, throwing away everything etc etc. idk, i just really like changes. but otoh i still wanna be a leech at home. if it wasn't for the jung i wouldn't even feel guilty about spending too much money and go to work. i'm running away to china again soon, haven't been there in like 2 years and that's pretty unusual for me, given that we usually visit china at least once a year. it'd be summer this time though, unlike the usual winter that i like. summer would mean sweat, sweat errrrrrywhere, ugh sounds gross but i'm actually looking forward to it this time. not the sweat of course, but again, the idea of running away to another country where nobody can find me. doesn't it sound appealing? plus xiaolongbao yumz.
can you believe it, i'm going to be 20 this year.
lol@this whole post, so disjointed and crappy. ahh yes i'm feeling crappy. probably should type some shit at work tomorrow to kill time, since my workplace doesn't have internet and the computer's running on windows xp. can't run away either, unless i run to malaysia.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
This is a story of a fat lizard.
One day, a lizard was bored. So he decided to go down to the sink because why not. There were a lot of ants near the sink. Slurp slurp, he ate them all. Then the lizard became fat and he couldn't climb up. He decided to chill and wait till he shits them out. But then he fell asleep.
"ssssss, ssssss." The sound of running water woke the lizard up.
"Wae you disturb me from my sleep", the lizard thought when he slowly opened his eyes.
"OH NOES!" The lizard panicked when he saw a hand reaching for the unwashed bowl that he was covered with.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHAT THE SHIT!" The girl shrieked.
Soap splattered errrrrrwhere. The lizard was exposed.
"Eww, wae is it black, I think it's dead." Girl 1 said to Girl 2. Oh Girl 2 is Girl 1's sister.
"Bitch please, I'm not dead." The lizard thought, so he wriggled a little.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" shrieks errrrwhere.
Girl 1 figured that the lizard would wriggle away eventually, since it's still alive. But her sister thought otherwise, since the lizard was too fat to climb up the sink. He would attempt to climb up, but plomppppppp, down he goes again. Alive or dead, there was no way the lizard could remain. The lizard was still in the sink, but the girls had to get the bowls washed. Their parents just went on a one week holiday, so the lizard couldn't stay there for one whole week.
Ottoke though? No one was willing to grab the lizard with their bare hands, duhhhhz. Girl 2 tried to help the lizard climb up the sink by offering a old chopping board as a lift. Girl 1...stood there and laughed. The lizard was now wet and scared, so he moved away instead. Screams errwhere.
"Wae is he so stupid?! I'm TRYING TO HELP!" Girl 2 shouted in despair.
Girl 1 laughed hehehehehe. Plus Girl 2 was wearing a NUSSU shirt which was funny because it was yellow and red and hence funny.
Girl 2 continued with her attempts, she took out a pair of wooden chopsticks and wanted to kiap that lizard out but eww who does that, right? So she wanted to fling it out instead, but again, who does that? So that pair of wooden chopsticks were opened for nothing. 20.3422386 minutes passed and the girls were still in the kitchen, trying to get the lizard out. It was the girls v.s. that lizard.
Girl 1 was waiting to eat her cereal and watch Castle because Detective Kate Beckett, so she wanted Girl 2 to leave the lizard there. But Girl 2 was convinced that the lizard would die in the sink because the lizard would climb a little, PLOMP it goes back again and the cycle repeats. Girl 2 was extremely disgusted by dead things, but Girl 1 was a little less afraid and yknow, waiting to eat cereal and watch Castle, so she told her sister that she would take care of it with gloves if it ended up dead.
What has that lizard got to lose though? The sink was spacious, he could probably invite all his lizard friends and have a lizard party in that sink! 1904028920813 lizards in a sink, that's pretty cool. But by then he was pretty tired from getting splashed, I mean who likes getting splashed in the face. And the lizard's colour changed. It became white, slimy, gooey, just super gross and puke-inducing in general. So it was probably pretty sick already. Maybe dying, even.
Time passed and Girl 1 finally persuaded Girl 2 to leave that lizard alone for the time being. So hi, cereal and Castle.
When the girls came back, the lizard was gone.
Where did the lizard go? Dun, dun, dun...
"ssssss, ssssss." The sound of running water woke the lizard up.
"Wae you disturb me from my sleep", the lizard thought when he slowly opened his eyes.
"OH NOES!" The lizard panicked when he saw a hand reaching for the unwashed bowl that he was covered with.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK WHAT THE SHIT!" The girl shrieked.
Soap splattered errrrrrwhere. The lizard was exposed.
"Eww, wae is it black, I think it's dead." Girl 1 said to Girl 2. Oh Girl 2 is Girl 1's sister.
"Bitch please, I'm not dead." The lizard thought, so he wriggled a little.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" shrieks errrrwhere.
Girl 1 figured that the lizard would wriggle away eventually, since it's still alive. But her sister thought otherwise, since the lizard was too fat to climb up the sink. He would attempt to climb up, but plomppppppp, down he goes again. Alive or dead, there was no way the lizard could remain. The lizard was still in the sink, but the girls had to get the bowls washed. Their parents just went on a one week holiday, so the lizard couldn't stay there for one whole week.
Ottoke though? No one was willing to grab the lizard with their bare hands, duhhhhz. Girl 2 tried to help the lizard climb up the sink by offering a old chopping board as a lift. Girl 1...stood there and laughed. The lizard was now wet and scared, so he moved away instead. Screams errwhere.
"Wae is he so stupid?! I'm TRYING TO HELP!" Girl 2 shouted in despair.
Girl 1 laughed hehehehehe. Plus Girl 2 was wearing a NUSSU shirt which was funny because it was yellow and red and hence funny.
Girl 2 continued with her attempts, she took out a pair of wooden chopsticks and wanted to kiap that lizard out but eww who does that, right? So she wanted to fling it out instead, but again, who does that? So that pair of wooden chopsticks were opened for nothing. 20.3422386 minutes passed and the girls were still in the kitchen, trying to get the lizard out. It was the girls v.s. that lizard.
Girl 1 was waiting to eat her cereal and watch Castle because Detective Kate Beckett, so she wanted Girl 2 to leave the lizard there. But Girl 2 was convinced that the lizard would die in the sink because the lizard would climb a little, PLOMP it goes back again and the cycle repeats. Girl 2 was extremely disgusted by dead things, but Girl 1 was a little less afraid and yknow, waiting to eat cereal and watch Castle, so she told her sister that she would take care of it with gloves if it ended up dead.
What has that lizard got to lose though? The sink was spacious, he could probably invite all his lizard friends and have a lizard party in that sink! 1904028920813 lizards in a sink, that's pretty cool. But by then he was pretty tired from getting splashed, I mean who likes getting splashed in the face. And the lizard's colour changed. It became white, slimy, gooey, just super gross and puke-inducing in general. So it was probably pretty sick already. Maybe dying, even.
Time passed and Girl 1 finally persuaded Girl 2 to leave that lizard alone for the time being. So hi, cereal and Castle.
When the girls came back, the lizard was gone.
Where did the lizard go? Dun, dun, dun...
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